…were the topics of the day. Homework: page 170 #15-31 odd.
We also went over the quiz from yesterday.
Top ten mathematical excuses for not doing homework:
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
Isaac Newton’s birthday.
I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn’t actually reach it.
I have the proof, but there isn’t room to write it in this margin.
I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
I couldn’t figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee.
I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn’t find it.
Warning! These excuses are not valid for my classes!